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You Have To Burn The Rope You Have To Burn The Rope

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

That's it?

I've blammed better games.
Make it full, fun and addicting then you may have something.

Mouse Escape 2007 Mouse Escape 2007

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Passing Grade

Even though it's not a very original game, I gave it a three, which is pretty good, considering Scarface The Game got the same score on X-Play.
Good work.

You might want to look up some action script to help out with the cheaters. Last level made me laugh.

Clacethestickman responds:

Lol, thanks very much man, there's a big chance i'll update it at some point to fix the cheats, but right now im just letting it be because if someone wants to play the game properly, they will, and they'll only cheat to get to a level they keep dying on. Those who abuse the cheats are nooblets.

Four Second Firestorm Four Second Firestorm

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Overall Great, although seen before.Twice.

It's a very fun game to play and enjoy but some games were hard to beat, like mini game number 120...
"Squish" the large hand to squish the little guy, damn near impossible.

Prankinator Prankinator

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Not very good at all.

It was impossible to make a coherent phrase with this little gadget.
Also, you impersonations were crap.
Try harder, or at least, just try next time.

RobbyD responds:

will do

the ugly the ugly

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Here's why :

I found a bug :

Upstairs, in the 'North' room, when I turn on the thing in the left corner, I brings me back to the warning screen.

Halo 2 Sprite Battles Halo 2 Sprite Battles

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Huge bug!

Every time you click an object it automaticaly flips horizontally.

infect. evolve. repeat. infect. evolve. repeat.

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Overall pretty good:

I liked it, I played for over 20 minutes, there was one thing that annoyed the hell out of me, When you die, back to square one.

But otherwise pretty addictive and fun.

Peaceplane Peaceplane

Rated 3 / 5 stars

It's a good game but...

...It doesn't really fit in with the rest of your work, have to say, when I saw you had made a new game I was stoked, but it dissapointed me, It just didn't really feel authentic, it wasn't a "Dan Paladin" game.

Graphics-10: Can't complain

Style-10: Sure it's original, but does necesseraly mean it's good?

Sound-10: Again, it's a given.

Violence-3: Explosions and flowers, that's a three.

Interactivity-10: It's a


Overall-6: Passing grade, maybe even too generous.

Knowing your skill, talent and experience I know you can do better

Leindan ++

Engulfer v1.0 Engulfer v1.0

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Overall great!

Here's the full review:

Graphics: (5) I didn't like the lemur very much and the background left something to be desired.

Style: (10) This is defenitly an original, fun and addictive game!

Sound: (6) I loved the music but you fail a level, you can restart by pressing "enter" right? Well, if you chose a diffrent song than the default one, when you restart, the music you chose and the default music plays together, I had to stop the music and play it again, wich often lead to failure.

Violence: (0) Take A guess...

Interactivity: (10) Really good Gameplay and it controled really well. so 10 for that.

Humor: (4) For some wierd and freaky way I found the "replay" and " send" button really amusing.

Overall: (8) Like I said some points were deducted because of audio flaws and wanting graphics.

Keep It up!


P.S.: All my 5 R went to this!

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Aldarnc responds:

Well thanks for the in-depth review!

Im not sure you can knock off a point for the pressing enter at the end, unless you added one to interactivity ;). I added that feature about 5 minutes before i submittied, i didn't realise it had a bug, sorry!

The animal you refer to as a lemur is known as "Xion". I had to siginificantly lower the quality of the images on the game so that FPS would stay high, if you take a look at the picture of the Xion before it was "flashinated", it looked really good.

I am sorry all i could offer was a nice background graphics-wise, but any other would have slowed game play down significantly, and that in my view is the main thing.

Anyway, thanx for the 5! I was in blue.. .now green :(.

Simpsons Home Inter. V5 Simpsons Home Inter. V5

Rated 4 / 5 stars


Two Things:

1. When you up the stairs, Homer and marges room is to the left, not the right.

2. Where is the basement?

TrueDarkness responds:

well the basement is where the closet is, just like Maggies room is where the bathroom is. In differentepisodes they switch the rooms so... ya. And I could of sword Homer and Marges bedroom was to the right, or north for this matter